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Apr 26th

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Apr 25th

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I just referenced Emohawks and nobody got it. What a sad day this is.

Apr 24th

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Lister: Hol- need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
Holly: What do you want — the long or the short version?
Lister: Oh. Long.
Holly: You're finished.
Cat: What's the short version?
Holly: Bye.

Apr 23rd

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Apr 23rd

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Rimmer: What’s that smell? Has there been a fire in here?
Lister: Just a small one. I put it out with me beer.
Rimmer: For goodness sake, Lister, that’s terrible!
Lister: Don’t panic, I’ve got another one!

Apr 23rd

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Apr 22nd

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Feb 17th

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Oct 17th

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skinheadinawig asked: Hey there, I'm an Australian. Do you guys know anywhere I can watch the new season?

Oct 15th

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So, did anyone catch the new episode of Red Dwarf...

You guys like?

Oct 8th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 2nd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 19th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 22nd

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“Lister: Yo, I didn’t know you had any medals. What are they for? Rimmer:...”

– Me² (Episode 6, Season 1)

Jun 4th

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Jan 3rd

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Dec 29th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 12th

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Dec 8th

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“You’d never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick?...”

– Cat, Episode 1, Series 2 (Kryten)

Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 16th

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Lister: Hol- need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
Holly: What do you want — the long or the short version?
Lister: Oh. Long.
Holly: You're finished.
Cat: What's the short version?
Holly: Bye.

Oct 15th

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Oct 13th

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 [Lister takes the witness stand]
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister: Well, I do.
Kryten: And there are no others who have shared intimate moments with him?
Lister: Only one, but she's got a puncture!
Rimmer: Objection!
Justice: Overruled.

Oct 12th

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i-love-a-bit-of-cake: Another poem I'm rather fond... →

I Want To Feel Your Bum: I wanna feel your bum, but I know, you’ll slap me hand. Every time I see you smile, it makes me want to stand. I want to kiss your lips, but I’m scared about me breath. I wanna hold your hand, but I’m half frightened to death. I want to drop formalities and let my fingers roam, but me mum’s banging on the ceiling, telling me to take you home. I wanna take you...

Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Sep 19th

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Cat & Lister playing scrabble

Cat: Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
Lister: That's not a word.
Cat: It's a Cat word.
Lister: Jozxyqk?
Cat: That's not how you pronounce it!
Lister: What does it mean?
Cat: It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
Cat: Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!

Sep 9th

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Sep 8th

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Watch

This was featured on the official site, so thought I might as well post it here too d:

Sep 2nd

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davelisterspudge reblogged your post: sunnyburn reblogged your photo Why is there no… Now I’m really tempted ter make one. But I canne draw digitally. I would do one myself but I’m going to be pretty busy in a few days. Such a tempting idea though xD

Sep 1st

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snafflebot reblogged your photoset the scary thing is that Chloe Annett (white t-shirt) has not aged in a decade she still looks EXACTLY THE SAME O_o Hahaha tell me about it xD

Sep 1st

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