Posts tagged cat
Apr 23 '13
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- Lister: Hol- need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
- Holly: What do you want — the long or the short version?
- Lister: Oh. Long.
- Holly: You're finished.
- Cat: What's the short version?
- Holly: Bye.
Jun 24 '12
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Dec 7 '11
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“You’d never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? “Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I’m busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why’d you throw it away in the first place?”
— Cat, Episode 1, Series 2 (Kryten)
Oct 25 '11
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Sep 9 '11
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Cat & Lister playing scrabble
- Cat: Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
- Lister: That's not a word.
- Cat: It's a Cat word.
- Lister: Jozxyqk?
- Cat: That's not how you pronounce it!
- Lister: What does it mean?
- Cat: It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
- Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
- Cat: Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!
Aug 31 '11
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