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Apr 23 '13
  • Lister: Hol- need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
  • Holly: What do you want — the long or the short version?
  • Lister: Oh. Long.
  • Holly: You're finished.
  • Cat: What's the short version?
  • Holly: Bye.

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Apr 22 '13

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Jun 4 '12
Lister: Yo, I didn’t know you had any medals. What are they for?
Rimmer: Three years long service. Six years long service. Nine years long service… Twelve years long service.
Me²  (Episode 6, Season 1)

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Dec 8 '11

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Oct 25 '11
The Red Dwarf crew by the fantastic artist, Jon Pinto.Really love his style (: 

The Red Dwarf crew by the fantastic artist, Jon Pinto.
Really love his style (: 

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Oct 16 '11
  • Lister: Hol- need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
  • Holly: What do you want — the long or the short version?
  • Lister: Oh. Long.
  • Holly: You're finished.
  • Cat: What's the short version?
  • Holly: Bye.

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Oct 12 '11
  • [Lister takes the witness stand]
  • Kryten: Name?
  • Lister: Dave Lister.
  • Kryten: Occupation?
  • Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
  • Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
  • Cat: Take the Fifth!
  • Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
  • Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
  • Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
  • Lister: Well, I do.
  • Kryten: And there are no others who have shared intimate moments with him?
  • Lister: Only one, but she's got a puncture!
  • Rimmer: Objection!
  • Justice: Overruled.

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Sep 9 '11

Cat & Lister playing scrabble

  • Cat: Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
  • Lister: That's not a word.
  • Cat: It's a Cat word.
  • Lister: Jozxyqk?
  • Cat: That's not how you pronounce it!
  • Lister: What does it mean?
  • Cat: It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
  • Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
  • Cat: Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!

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Aug 31 '11

59 notes Tags: cast red dwarf photo lister craig charles rimmer chris barrie kryten rob llewellyn cat danny john-jules kristine kochanski chloe annett holly norman lovett hattie hayridge god that's a lot of tags.

Aug 30 '11

53 notes Tags: lister craig charles red dwarf photo ready ta rumbleee